Loo

It's a grim sign that I have to haul out the cliché hammer again this quickly, but I have no choice. I am mortally sick and tired of hearing about "kitchen table decisions." To every single official and spokesperson belonging to the Obama administration I beg you, for Heaven's sake, knock it off. At the kitchen table, I don't decide; I chew. Chase down a herd of cows and watch them go to town on their cud if you think a flood of brilliant plans comes out of chewing. In all honesty, I make a fair share of my important decisions on the crapper, but don't hold your breath to hear that in an Obama speech anytime soon.