Tried to kill Darth
Vader with her cotton twill scarf
Torqued her wrist
Tragically, he died unkissed
Can supply a
Word about the one Messiah
If there's caffeine in his vein
Won't enslave us
Neither will she microwave us
Through her gracious
Lessons, we'll wind up sagacious!
Unlike Mary, she’s no Jewess
Nor out logging
Every day she’s here, Lew-dawging!
son's not snobby
Meeting people is his hobby
Ball? He'll bounce it.
Race? He'll trounce it.
It's your birthday? He'll announce it.
Dance floor filler
Moved to Michael Jackson's Thriller
As she stepped
Off His feet entirely swept
In the field he's God's guerrilla
Cram it in, you budding pastor!
Like Paul said, she's reconciling
Find a welcome 'neath the steeple
Quite the throwback
Make us green like mountain snowpack
In a wink
Debt goes shrink
Beacons all are tickled pink
Went to war. Gunned
Down at once, he left an orphaned
What's the ASL for 'boo hoo?'"
I also did one for Preston, but I'm afraid it's lost to history.
Edit, November 16, 2016: found it!
Accelerates the van like Star Trek
Make it so!
Warp nineteen to our next show!
Edit 2, November 21, 2016: just found another one I did for Dr. Steve Caloudas, who was briefly a psychology professor here a few years back.
Is he Judas
Or a Buddhist?
No! He's Doctor Steve Caloudas.
His faith rocks! He
Lives that Eastern Orthodoxy.