Thursday, February 12, 2009

Aha

Wonderfully bad arguments.

God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
∴ Stevie Wonder is God. ■

Nothing is better than sex.
A gumball is better than nothing.
∴ a gumball is better than sex. ■

Nobody is perfect.
I am nobody.
∴ I am perfect. ■

Since I love you, I am, by definition, a lover.
All the world loves a lover.
You are all the world to me.
∴ you love me. ■

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