Refer

For smallness, the bantamweight champ is
The miniature NCU campus
Community here
Is like Biosphere
With one good-sized boot, you could stamp us.

I take the bridge 'cross the Willamette
'Smore comfortable than if I swam it
But I lose my nerve
When bicyclists swerve
They won't turn their iPods off, dammit!

A Beacon's a pretty good balla
Who carries his weight as a schola
To take OIT
He'll fire off the three
And bring home a victory -- holla!